Blodge

Whack out the champagne folks!!! The little demon got fucked!!!
What shocked me most though, was how tight it was in reality. And how long it took Rumsfeld to go. He should have been kicked out years ago. The funniest bit is to contrast Bush this week, to Bush last week. Last week: “Rumsfeld’s the man!!! WOOOOOO!!! GO DADDY’S FRIEND!!! 2 MORE YEARS OF PRE-EMPTIVE WARS!!!!” WOOOO!!!!”
This week: “Both me and Secretray Rumsfeld believe that a new direction is required in the Pentagon…”
Can anyone see a change of tack there, cos i sure can’t. Over 2,000 American Soldiers=Dead. Over 600,000 Iraq innocents=Dead. Over 100 British Soldiers=Dead. Bush and Blair still say this isn’t a failure. Are these guys some kind of fuckheads? Or have the boundaries of what constitutes a MASSIVE failure been changed? Did i miss a meeting? I mean seriously. It doesn’t take a genius to work out that that it’s a failure. More Iraqi CIVILIANS dead than American SOLDIERS died in World War Two… More Iraqi civilians died in this than American Soldiers in World War Two… Then again… The soldiers did have guns. Kind of an advantage in a war, if you do have a gun. May just even up the fight, just a little bit. Just a teeny weeny little bit.

And the world watched. And the sub editors did rub their hands at the prospect of being able to compose extremelt amusing headlines based around him looking a bit chinese. The best one i saw was the Sun’s “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?”. Alas, I can’t find a link to it, but trust me, it’s a beaut. To be honest, I bet George in the big white house is loving all this. He’s been waiting to fight a war that he a) might win, b) would actually do some good, and c) won’t piss off every single muslim from here to Islamabad. I mean, I’m not the biggest fan of Bush (the man’s an arse), but if he wanted to blow up Iran or N. Korea, I wouldn’t stand in his way.
Talking of Iran, I am loving that situation. I have no idea what Iran thinks they can get out of making a nuke. “We can blow up Israel.” Great. Blowing up Israel is akin to charging at a man with gun armed only with fork. Not the best idea in the world. Mainly because the US will blow the fuck out of you without a moment’s notice. And trust me, no matter who you are, the US have more nukes than you. Yes, even you, Russia.

Teh yo kids. After my previous HILARIOUS post about the situation in Israel and all that, I thought I’d get back to normal and post about my boring life. But first more humour.
What i like seeing is British people in these kind of crises. When I saw the Brits being evacuated from Beirut in, and i quote, “the biggest overseas evacuation since DUNKIRK”, the style of the Brits was very much “Hullo, Hullo, how are you? Terrible, all the death isnt it? Such a shame… Cup of tea, anyone, cup of tea?”
When we were empire building, we were much more ruthless with these people, i think. We operated flag diplomacy back then. Thats how we took India you see. No violence. Turned up, they didn’t have a flag “We claim this land for Britain”
“Hang on a minute, we live here!!!”
“Do you have a flag?”
“Well, no, but…”
“No flag, no country! Those are the rules, that… i just made up.” Of course, we were much more powerful then. Now we’re a bit of a joke, like the bully’s best mate. America makes some threat to the rest of the world and we just stand next to them and point and say “Yeah! You, you watch out, or we’ll come get you!”
Thank you, you’ve been great xxx