I don’t even have anything witty to say to that. It writes it self. Thanks to Frankie for letting me know.
I was flicking through the Sun (as you do), when I came across possibly the greatest story ever told. No, not some fairy tale retold by large breasted women wearing only earmuffs and very small underwear. No, Chris De Burgh thinks he’s Jesus. I quote, from the cutting.
“Miracles of ‘Christ’ de Burgh
Fading singer Chris De Burgh claimed yesterday he can perform miracles like Jesus.
The Lady in Red star told TV star Gloria Hunniford “I have found myself able to cure people with my hands.”
“I met someone in the West Indies who was not able to walk. I put my hands on him and he was able to get up.”
De Burgh, 55, added “I know the tabloids will get excited by this so I try to play it down.”
Gloria was dumbstruck on her BBC1 religious show Heaven and Earth.
But she told the Sun last night that she did not doubt De Burgh. She said “Why would he lie about such a thing?”
In 2004, De Burgh threatened to sue anyone who mentioned his healing hands after his daughter spoke of them.
Have you been healed by Chris De Burgh? Give the Sun news desk a call on 020 7782 4101. We’ll call you right back.”
Not much to say about that, to be honest.
