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Life Always Gives Me Something (Warning – Explicit Content)
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I was reading Private Eye just a minute ago, when i came across something that is makingme laugh even as i type this. In a small box entitled “Citizen Journalist of the Week” there is the following fantastic quote, from BBC Radio Bristol:
Sam Mason, Presenter: “And now we go to Sean in Bristol. Sean, can you sum up the weather where you are in one word?”
Sean: “CUNT!”
I really need to get a hobby or something, these things are just showing up how bored I am
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Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.How many songs: 4195.
Sort by song title:
First Song: (I don’t know whats going) On – The Cure.
Last Song: You’ve Got Her in your Pocket – The White Stripes
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: Hello I Love You (10 Second Version) – The Cure
Longest Song: ATD 10 – Akira the Don
Sort by artist:
First Artist: 10CC
Last Artist: The Zutons
Sort by album:
First Album: (What’s The Story) Morning Glory – Oasis
Last Album: Z00 3 – Skazi Top Three Most Played Songs:
1. Atlantis to Interzone – Klaxons
2. Supermassive Black Hole – Muse
3. Samson – Regina Spektor
Search ….
“sex”, how many songs come up? 20
“death”, how many songs come up? 57
“love”, how many songs come up? 111
I got bored again
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1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Kate when we were sitting in a&e and needed to support each other cos oli wasnt being a knob
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I’d go down fighting listening to Knights of Cydonia
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yes.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Never even entered one. Though if i got in, i’d fancy my chances
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
No idea
7. Are you a fast typer?
Yes
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not at all
10. Who can you always turn to?
Um. Jim, Caley, Joely, Oli and Becci
11. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
last night
12. Do you knock on wood?
yes
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Nope
17. What do you want for Christmas
LOve again
18. Do you know the muffin man?
yes. he wants to stop being pestered about that song
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
No idea
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yeah 
22. when is the last time you went swimming and where?
Fucking no idea
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
Nope
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
most of them
25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
I’m a man
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Sleep, revision (possibly)
27. What’s your middle name? and why?
Francis, he’s a saint
28. Missing someone right now?
Yep
29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
To Sophie on Saturday night
34. What are you looking forward to?
Next Tuesday – the day of freedom
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yep
36. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Nope. Given it to a teacher before
38. Can you handle the truth?
yeah
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes. I am Sam I am
40. What 3 things you always bring with you to places?
Me, and booze
41. Any cool scars?
No cool ones
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Yeah. not telling
45. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not that much
46. Do you believe in love?
Yeah. Totally.
47. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
Not entirely sure
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
Personality. eyes, legs, shoes
49. What are you thinking of right now?
Why the fuck am i doing this?
52. Where is your phone?
Just to my right on the window sill
53. What was the last thing you ate?
Turkey
54. Orange or blue?
Orange
55. Last movie you watched?
South Park
56. What song are you currently listening to?
White Stripes – Bone Broke
57. What do you want?
Love
58. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Sophie
59. What’s your favorite food?
Food
60. Who was the last person you hung out wit?
Oli
GAH
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Why is life a bitch? I hate exams. GAH GAH GAH. FUCK IT. GAH. Just want to curl up into a ball at the moment.
Apologies.
