Blodge

This is where you let of some steam and let people know what you really think, so without saying any names write exactly what you think about 10 people.

1. I love you. There’s nothing more to it. I know I don’t show it enough at anytime whatsoever, and I know that things are hard and will be hard, but I can’t help feeling the way I feel about you. You are everything to me and thinking about not being with you makes me so upset and so ansgt-ridden, nauseous, so much so that I can’t bear it. I know you think that you’ve hurt me, but you haven’t. You never could. You will always be my best friend and you will always be in my heart. I have had nothing but happy memories since I met you. I will love you for always. You say there’s a lot of difference between us, but it amazes me to look at us and realise that, actually, we are very similar. Smile for me sweetie. You can be whatever you want to be, and I will always be there for you, to give you whatever encouragement and help that you need. I love you.

2. What to say? You’ve been there since the start. Always been my mate, and we’ve been through everything together, despite not really seeing that much of each other. You’ve always been one of my best mates and I’ve always put you above everyone else. You are such a calm and level-headed guy, and it’s a pleasure to know you.

3. When I first met you, I thought you were great. It’s strange to think that if I’d texted back a different person a couple of years ago, we’d have never got to know each other, and you wouldn’t be the friend to me that you are now. You are very special to me, despite the fact that I don’t see you that often, and I hope you know that. You are a beautiful and friendly person.

4. You broke my heart (although you don’t know this) but I have long forgiven you and definitely count you among my best friends. You are such a bright and bubbly person, but you have a sensitive side, and I hope you know that you can always rely on me to be your friend. It amazes to see how similar we are really.

5. Well my good dude, you are a really great friend. These past 7 or so years, you’ve been a great guy, and particularly in the last 3/4 years you’ve really become my best friend at that place they call “school”. I’ll always count you amonst my best friends, and I know I can rely on you to always be there for me.

6. You make my no.5 happy. Nuff said.

7. I hate you. I can never forgive you for how you hurt him and arsed him around, and how you thought it would be cool to get me in hospital for expressing an opinion. You were truly sent from hell.

8. You’re a great friend to have, despite basically being family, and I’m amazed at the stuff we have in common. You are clearly very intelligent and erudite and it’s great to know you.

9. Who’s laughing now dickface? No-one fucks with me and gets away with it. I’m proud of what I did. Even thought that was nothng but give you your just desserts.

10. You stole her from me, but now I don’t care, and anyway, you’ve really grown on me. I got over it, and you are now a bit of a legend. You can be an arsehole, especially when you hurt her, but overall you’re a harmless kind of guy. You have good taste in most things and a fantastic sense of humour.