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“England did nothing in the World Cup, so why are they bringing books out? ‘We got beat in the quarter-finals, we played like shit, here’s my book’. Who wants to read that? I don’t.”
Amen, Joey Barton, Manchester City’s midfield “talisman”. The worst one for me (with no Arsenal bias here…) is Ashley “Mr Cheryl Tweedy, £55,000 a week is a piss take but £60,000 is fine” Cole. Who wants to read the “autobiography” of a 25-year-old egomaniac? What has he done? FUCK ALL, that’s what. Rooney’s is pretty appaling as well. Autobiographies are supposed to tell you about your life experiences… Rooney has been alive for less than half of what he can expect, so how can he write an autobiography? He hasn’t done anything. I use the word “write” loosely here, being as none of these idiot footballers have enough brain cells to spell their own names let alone write a whole book. It sickens me.